hey all

[AmbitionlessHipster]

Mark....
men DO NOT (cannot) multi-task.... EVER

[CanuckCourage]

LOL Ouch ! That hurts Lesley . It's a contradiction , for a man to go out with a girl without Multitasking . To Quote Gord Downie " That's A Physical Impossibility!" . Wer'e just more subtle and less obvious , what looks like a blank stare is actually a complex thought process involving possible outcomes and repercussions to various verbal responses . Ask David Suzuki , i'm sure I saw it on the Nature of Things . MENTAL MULTITASKING !

[Beat]

Multitasking....that's something I'm good at....at least if reading the sportspage while having sex counts......

[Storm]

WOOOOOOOOOOW Beat... I'm very impressed!! <not>

but I'm waisting my time explaining to you guys about the great variety of things women usually do during day (and night) time.

Let's trade places for one week... I know the outcome..
The guys will be ready for mental care, the girls however will be stronger as ever before.

[CanuckCourage]

Lance , Beat just got his leg stuck , completely jammed down his throat . Help him pull it out .

[CanuckCourage]

Hey Lance what's going on ? I was expecting an epic post out of you . Princess didn't get to you , did she ?

[jen]

Yeah, at this point...you guys are outnumbered, unless Lance helps you out

[Beat]

Yeah, at this point...you guys are outnumbered, unless Lance helps you out

Outnumbered....don't make me laugh....we'll eat you up and spit you out again.....

[jen]

Yikes, um, Kim, Storm, Lesley....are you out there????

[AmbitionlessHipster]

I'm here.....

[mrlayance]

I am trying Beat, I think you are in alittle deep. I wish you luck my friend

[Beat]

I am trying Beat, I think you are in alittle deep. I wish you luck my friend

I don't need luck Lance.......just my running shoes

[Kim]

Yikes, um, Kim, Storm, Lesley....are you out there????

Yes Jen, I'm here.

I see the topic is multi-tasking. Hmmmm.. interesting.
I found an excerpt which expresses my view on the issue perfectly.

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Multi tasking? Oh, to hear a man utter those two words can bring red to my cheeks. Women are the true multi-taskers of this world.

Why do women do this? We learned about multi-tasking long before there was a term for it, you know. It’s obvious. Just look back at the westerns, the pioneer women. Hell, they all gave birth, along with the Indian women, squatting by a creek. I suspect that was while they were picking berries or herbs for dinner. Yes, I do.

Men don’t understand the term multi-task, though they darned well use it often enough. They think, in fact, that this term belongs to the male dominant world. Boy are they wrong.

Women are the multi-taskers of the world. Everywhere. Who else can hold down a full-time job, while thinking about the kid’s piano practice, swimming lessons and play this week, and remembering the dry cleaning to pick up on her lunch hour, the grocery list for after work, and the stop by the carpenter’s to pay him for building her a, what else, multi-task closet? I’ll tell you who. A woman. Your wife. Your mother. Your sister. Your friend.

While the men keep busy describing all they do, we women are doing it."
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Need I say more?

- Kim

[CanuckCourage]

The important thing to remember here is that women can't open jars. Case Closed .

[Kim]

Not so fast there partner...

Case Re-Opened.